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Post by RandomMe98 on Nov 27, 2022 0:16:04 GMT
LINCOLN LOUD: Hello? Hello?
Is this DAXK?
(turns off phone)
RANDOMME: This is a message from me. It's been two and a half years and still nothing. Why is DAXK becoming so over-powerful?
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Post by RandomMe98 on Nov 27, 2022 0:34:20 GMT
(RandomMe, Timmy Turntrout, Bloo and King Greg are at a hall near Greg's throne room)
BLOO: What are we going to do now? KING GREG: Next week we will draft a new plan. BLOO: Plan? What plan? It's going to be the same as always. We always get defeated because Kenvins is becoming more and more powerful.
Unless something is possible.
(Greg thinks about the situation in his throne)
KING GREG: The surface world is still controlled by DAXK and Kenvins. If we disguise ourselves we are able to restore the souls that are trapped in the Wheel of Epheons. TIMMY: How can we disguise ourselves? KING GREG: RandomMe gave us an amazing idea. He will use black camouflage on our collective bodies. The problem is we are unable to have enough supply for 50, 100 or 500 people.
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Post by RandomMe98 on Dec 2, 2022 0:06:21 GMT
BLOO: Heya, RandomMe. RANDOMME: Let's halt the plans for now. Greg and Timmy invited me to head over to AJ in Akra. Are you headed, Rooty? ROOTY: Looks amazing. I've never been there before! RANDOMME: So here's the plan: the invasion of DAXK has been delayed to Monday because of a decision I was unable to refuse. I'm going to be there for a few hours until I get tired. BLOO: I've been to Akra before. When was the last time? RANDOMME: Before the quest started. BLOO: Yeah yeah, let's get ready.
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Post by RandomMe98 on Jan 7, 2023 16:13:07 GMT
(weeks later)
(RandomMe wakes up with what seems to be hangover in another room, and checks a mysterious computer)
(He opens the mail)
This is DAXK.
By means of this message, your trip to Akra caused widespread nuisance in the merworld, and as a consequence, you were sent to the Chamber of Consequences. If you want to escape, open the lock system.
(RandomMe finds the lock system and later wakes up again where he was before the trip to Akra)
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Post by RandomMe98 on Jan 9, 2023 16:09:16 GMT
(at a press conference January 9)
RANDOMME: No questions. No answers. Just facts.
We have feared this is the first fact, but this team has tried to surpass the limits of the evil DAXK dictatorship in the surface world and is trying to finish the eveil empire. This is the second fact.
We will restore freedoms.
BLOO: Let's move on. Let's put our brains into gear.
RANDOMME: Are you insane? The war isn't over yet. Years and years of ceasefire against Gremlin Graphics are still fruitless. We must enact a common and co-ordinated plan.
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Post by RandomMe98 on Jan 19, 2023 23:36:18 GMT
(news broadcast from the morning of November 6, 2022 picked up by Endabyu)
NEWSREADER: Good morning.
(vow of silence)
We regret to communicate that about 5% of Malaysia's population has perished due to constant DAXK attacks.
Within the 5% there was a group of people who died due to tumors and strokes, never seeing the return of normal order.
And among the latter category of deaths, we must homage Hafiz. He temporarily served in the Nusantara Surface Forces for nearly two weeks in 2021.
Hafiz worked for our channel in the past few months. We leave you with a montage of his brief career with us.
(tribute to Hafiz montage plays, accompanied by Thank You for the Years and an abridged version of Con te partirò)
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Post by RandomMe98 on Jan 19, 2023 23:38:11 GMT
(January 19, 2023)
RANDOMME: 985 days and so much procrastination. BLOO: Slacking? RANDOMME: What gives? It's basically the same. BLOO: What I got from the surface world is just as alarming as it gets. More and more humans are being treated as objects by the evil DAXK regime. They all act the same, live the same, dress the same. And it just gets worser.
DAXK isn't destroyed until an epic battle will take place. And we must be the winners.
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Post by RandomMe98 on Jan 19, 2023 23:49:01 GMT
DEBRIEF AND DISPATCH FOR JANUARY 23 AT EARLIEST OR LATEST
Re-enter the DAXK seat (Dabiz Desert) Hunt for the seeds to avert the DAXK crisis from continuing Restoring normality?
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Post by RandomMe98 on Jan 20, 2023 0:11:40 GMT
NICHOLAS WALSTROM: Wait, why am I still here? RANDOMME: Join me. Wait, where are the other two? NICHOLAS WALSTROM: It's a question of time.
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Post by RandomMe98 on Jan 23, 2023 12:41:06 GMT
(Kerguelen, January 23, 2023, 16:25:16 local time)
ANNOUNCER: This is Radio Kerguelen. Here now follows an update from the Free Lands.
The following lands are not yet under DAXK control: -French Southern and Antarctic Lands -Clipperton Island -Pitcairn Island -US Minor Outlying Islands -Diego Garcia -Svalbard -South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands -Heard and Macdonald Islands -Antarctica
Radio Kerguelen has obtained information from skilled merpeople and sent to radio stations in the free world. In a few hours, a dispatch of the latest information from the DAXK Empire will be provided in English and French.
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Post by RandomMe98 on Jan 23, 2023 22:56:29 GMT
(Kerguelen, January 23, 2023, 22:45:29 local time)
ANNOUNCER: We have received information about the situation in the larger continental landmasses.
DAXK has total control of the "imprisioned" world and is forcing many people to use DAXK uniforms.
Hundreds of millions of people, upset about the situation, are unable to leave their locations due to concerns about their opposition to DAXK.
Shortwave radios in some parts of the world have had their frequencies jammed in order to prevent circulation of misinformation in some DAXK areas.
TV channels have fallen to DAXK's obligations. A small contingent in Diego Garcia is struggling to continue providing information to military employees of both the surviving American and British armies.
We must inform those in the free world that there is no mutation. An evil dictatorship took over large continental masses and has reportedly overthrown all functional governments.
As isolated as we are from the rest of the world relying almost exclusively on the merworld for safety, we have the privilege of achieving our (for now) newfound independence from the French Republic.
A contingent of 20 escapees from the corrupt DAXK system have reached the shores of Port-aux-Français, coming mostly from the USA and Argentina. We must prevent ourselves from total starvation and the freezing cold.
This is Radio Kerguelen.
And now in French:
Nous avons reçu des informations sur la situation dans les grandes masses continentales.
DAXK a le contrôle total du monde «emprisonné» et oblige de nombreuses personnes à utiliser des uniformes DAXK.
Des centaines de millions de personnes, bouleversées par la situation, ne peuvent pas quitter leur emplacement en raison de préoccupations concernant leur opposition au régime DAXK.
Les radios à ondes courtes dans certaines parties du monde ont vu leurs fréquences bloquées afin d'empêcher la circulation de fausses informations dans certaines zones DAXK.
Les chaînes de télévision sont tombées sous les obligations de DAXK. Un petit contingent à Diego Garcia a du mal à continuer à fournir des informations aux employés militaires des armées américaines et britanniques survivantes.
Nous devons informer ceux du monde libre qu'il n'y a pas de mutation. Une dictature diabolique a pris le contrôle de grandes masses continentales et aurait renversé tous les gouvernements fonctionnels.
Aussi bien isolés que nous soyons du reste du monde, comptant presque exclusivement sur le monde marin pour notre sécurité, nous avons le privilège d'obtenir notre (pour l'instant) nouvelle indépendance de la République Française.
Un contingent de 20 évadés du système DAXK corrompu a atteint les côtes de Port-aux-Français, venant principalement des États-Unis et d'Argentine. Nous devons nous protéger de la famine totale et du froid glacial.
Ici Radio Kerguelen.
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Post by RandomMe98 on Jan 23, 2023 23:31:11 GMT
(RandomMe's underwater base, reactions to the Radio Kerguelen service)
RANDOMME: Well, this is intriguing. Intriguingly awful. KING GREG: The surface world needs the merworld. As immortal beings, we seem to be able to defeat them. But we are always defeated. RANDOMME: Now it's just the polar regions. I need to enter one of the strategic points. BLOO: Either Svalbard or Grytviken. It will take you up to five days to reach to Kerguelen. RANDOMME: But either is far from here and far from London. KING GREG: We'll see tomorrow.
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Post by RandomMe98 on Jan 24, 2023 22:17:31 GMT
(Kerguelen, January 24, 2023, 16:26:21 local time)
ANNOUNCER: We received news that Easter Island is free of the DAXK tyranny and is currently the de facto successor of Chile. A small number of American immigrants are in Hanga Roa.
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Post by RandomMe98 on Jan 26, 2023 23:43:29 GMT
(Kerguelen, January 26, 2023, 16:30:00 local time)
ANNOUNCER: Sketchy information coming in from the Atlantic merworld says that a new operation to counter DAXK will start in the first weekend of February.
The contingent is likely headed towards Longyearbyen in Svalbard or Navassa Island for consultancy with experts before being split in two groups, one aiming at New York and the other at London. In these cities, DAXK has its large-scale regional offices and has put billions of people in a tyrannical state.
(Easter Island, same time, but overnight)
ANNOUNCER: This is Radio Pascuense. We have received word of the USMOI interim government in Midway having picked up the southernmost of the Ogasawara islands, those that are uninhabited, as there is no functional government, DAXK or otherwise, operating in the area.
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Post by RandomMe98 on Jan 30, 2023 16:01:48 GMT
Plan for the 2nd of February
Dispatched for the merworld by King Greg
RandomMe will be sent to Svalbard for a day of training before heading over to London where he will take an undisclosed number of buddies
Endabyu will have a layover in Kerguelen to later head to Singapore
Bloo and Rooty will be headed towards Navassa to later head to New York
These cities house the three largest DAXK facilities outside of Dabiz Desert in southern Algeria
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