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Post by RandomMe98 on Jun 30, 2022 18:15:46 GMT
ATLANTEAN RADIO NEWS READER: About 500 mermen have teamed with a few humans to fight against the rise of the DAXK league.
Reports have emerged of RandomMe now being located at the Dabiz Desert where the corporation is seated.
We are aware that our signals are reaching the surface world, so good luck to them.
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Post by RandomMe98 on Jun 30, 2022 18:22:53 GMT
RANDOMME: So here we are. In a few minutes we're going to protrude through the DAXK building and we'll try destroying the wheel of epheons. And later we'll ask the owner of Gremlin Graphics to see what he is made of!
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Post by RandomMe98 on Jun 30, 2022 18:32:58 GMT
KENVINS: That's it! I've had ENOUGH of this RandomMe! All I want is to obliterate all traces of the existence of Mega Infiltrator 3 from existence!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Post by RandomMe98 on Jul 1, 2022 15:20:11 GMT
(RandomMe wakes up at Frontwater A&W)
RANDOMME: W-Where am I? ROOTY: Apparently you were defeated by Kenvins for no apparent reason and Gremlin Graphics is threatening to cut its relations with third-parties, as well as removing all copies of Mega Infiltrator 3 from existence. And because of the damage caused, I decided to cut the services here. Because I had to cut on the sugar cane for a few days due to the operation, I've decided to stop serving root beer in this restaurant. All I have is this cheap Argentine alternative called Goliat. RANDOMME: Is it weak? ROOTY: Certainly it is, because they don't inspect the quality of their beverages.
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Post by RandomMe98 on Jul 4, 2022 11:42:55 GMT
ATLANTEAN RADIO NEWSREADER: Today, a new chapter in the fight against DAXK will be drafted. This Fourth of July will be a day of massive redrafting.
We must be prepared to fight Kenvins and his evil corporation.
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Post by RandomMe98 on Jul 7, 2022 22:45:39 GMT
ATLANTEAN RADIO NEWSREADER: In today's news, a group of humans known as Epheonic Youth is planning to join the merpeople in the fight against DAXK.
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Post by RandomMe98 on Jul 19, 2022 22:41:57 GMT
This is a message from Epheonic Youth.
We are currently drafting a solution with RandomMe to see if he can succeed in restoring order to the surface and defeat DAXK and Gremlin Graphics.
If successful, we will be dismantled.
Stay coolish. |_|
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Post by RandomMe98 on Jul 19, 2022 23:36:22 GMT
And now a news erport from the Broadcasting Services of Atlantis.
Negotiations are starting between RandomMe and the Epheonic Youth about the fate of the situation.
Already, some members of Epheonic Youth are starting to suffer, but what counts is that soon, order will be restored after two years.
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Post by RandomMe98 on Jul 20, 2022 11:09:03 GMT
LEADER OF EPHEONIC YOUTH: So here we are. This is the building where Gremlin Graphics is housed. RANDOMME: Indeed, it's changed a lot since my last visit. KING GREG: THE FIGHT ISN'T OVER YET RANDOMME: I know, you make it feel like something endless. LEADER OF EPHEONIC YOUTH: Can't wait to have my normal life restored.
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Post by RandomMe98 on Jul 20, 2022 21:47:54 GMT
(INTRUDER ALERT appears on Kenvins' monitor) KENVINS: I'll show them what they're made of. (presses button) (presses button again) KENVINS: Drat, it doesn't work. (meanwhile inside DAXK's building) RANDOMME: Ha. I idid something to annoy Kenvins.
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Post by RandomMe98 on Aug 17, 2022 14:26:35 GMT
**EPHEONIC YOUTH**
Can't believe it's been four months and our results are currently fruitless.
Is it really that impossible for us to regain control and our normal selves back?
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Post by RandomMe98 on Oct 14, 2022 23:47:28 GMT
The latest from DAXK.
Recent information leaked to merworld sources say that the building has become increasingly fortified and any chances of defeating Kenvins have since become fruitless.
In 2022, DAXK started a new method to end the so-called opposition to restore basic surface life.
RandomMe still hasn't won the judgment against Gremlin Graphics that put his human body in the wheel of epheons.
Will the year end with a truce or a massive defeat?
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Post by RandomMe98 on Oct 24, 2022 0:13:34 GMT
NEWSREADER: Good evening.
Tonight, DAXK has announced that it will no longer suppress the control over the Gremlin Graphics office.
The news comes as methods to fight DAXK were defeated by DAXK itself.
The combined efforts from the surface world and the merworld to combat the influence of the evil megacorp are fruitless.
We have to admit, it's been two and a half years, and any viewer or listener caught intercepting broadcasts from Atlantis and other realms must start paying more attention to the situation.
(RandomMe listens to the broadcast from the underwater base where he was stationed almost three years ago)
RANDOMME: Man, it's as if they don't know I really exist...
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Post by RandomMe98 on Oct 24, 2022 0:15:10 GMT
KENVINS: At last, my comeuppance has arrived! DAXK is now controlling Europe as a whole! Nothing can't stop me for good!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Post by RandomMe98 on Nov 12, 2022 14:56:26 GMT
KING DARWIN: Do you know why a DAXK carrier floats and a normal one cannot?
Because the normal carriers can only see downward. The DAXK ones see upward because they have ambitions. Ambitions to reach the top in the surface world. The top of control, the top of the chain.
The depths of the water are vast and irresistible.
(radio announcement in Darwinia where they finally talked about the DAXK crisis)
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