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Post by RandomMe98 on Sept 4, 2021 14:06:33 GMT
BANGLA PHINEAS: Takiona, why are you leaving?
TAKIONA: I'm finally moving to Singapore.
BANGLA RANDOMME: I sorta feel sad for you but nobody is even filling in the void. What about Rupavahini?
BANGLA PHINEAS: He will be set free.
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Post by RandomMe98 on Sept 11, 2021 23:40:22 GMT
One month has passed. Nothing relevant.
Except that a few days ago, the wheel of epheons has strengthened its security.
Now it's impossible to escape it.
Or is it?
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Post by RandomMe98 on Sept 18, 2021 14:59:59 GMT
COURTNEY: Wake up, RandomMe.
RANDOMME: Courtney?
COURTNEY: Yes?
RANDOMME: I have to admit, you remind me of what I really am. Before I did all those gameplay videos I did I used to have a free life with you and my other friends. Have you been found by Kraventhorn?
COURTNEY: I think so.
(some kind of montage set to Nickelback's How You Remind Me follows)
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Post by RandomMe98 on Sept 28, 2021 22:39:44 GMT
TAKIONA: I am finally leaving to Singapore. It's been a pleasure to be with you for the past few years.
BANGLA RANDOMME: What about me?
TAKIONA: You, Phineas and Rupavahini? You'll become merpeople.
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Post by RandomMe98 on Sept 30, 2021 13:51:47 GMT
(weird poof)
BANGLA RANDOMME: We're merpeople now?
All across much of south-eastern Asia, and in Korea, the gates to the wheel of epheons started to open.
Endabyu was picking up news of the Malaysian situation over a shortwave radio.
NEWSREADER: We have confusing reports about the wheel of epheons in Malaysian shores. As it turns out they are starting to get closer, I can't handle, are we becoming slaves of the wheel?
(signal cuts to static)
ENDABYU: And I thought Singapore was enough.
RANDOMME: What are we expecting?
BLOO: The wheel of epheons is hard to break. Dead Atlantis has been building quite a lot in developing countries and is using people as guinea pigs. People and TV channels. They say it's hot over there. They say it's impossible to live.
The wheel of epheons
Is the destination of a gloomy mind.
Be it a person or a channel,
No one can escape it.
The wheel of epheons
Is a place of tears and confusion.
As hunger, thirst, and burning heat
Bring upon untold suffering.
The wheel of epheons
Is a place where beings are packed together.
It's filled with vomit
And misshapen bodies.
The wheel of epheons
Where rebirth happens millions of times a day.
The pain is horrific,
The suffering is endless
SINGAPORE - WHEEL OF EPHEONS
Bart and Lisa from The Simpsons have been absorbed by the power of the wheel. They suddenly wake up and realize that they are hearing the noises of the wheel.
BART: Where am I?
LISA: Read this.
BART: The wheel of epheons? Is this a prank?
LISA: No, it doesn't. We've been cloned and sucked away from the dimension where Springfield is and now we're living in a harsh reality.
BART: What reality? We were in the real world.
LISA: You wish. You actually lived in your own dimension. Your counterpart there is still living life in that floating timeline of yours.
BART: And what else is lame?
LISA: We're in a dimension where people don't have our skin color for the benefit of channel surfers, where the only legal way to watch our cartoon is behind a paywall, and that afternoon cartoons are a thing of the past in the cord-cutter community. People without cable, you know what I mean.
BART: Does this mean that there's no Krusty? No Itchy and Scratchy?
LISA: Yes, in the real world, that is so 1989.
RALPH: I'm an epheon!
BART: Ralph, why did you come with us?
RALPH: I was in danger!
MILHOUSE: I was cloned too. And it's all us four kids stuck in this wheel. They say it's made of epheons, but I don't know what an epheon is. Can they still watch us from Manila?
LISA: No.
BART: Milhouse, what a surprise! I thought it was just me and Lisa all along.
meanwhile at another chamber of the wheel of epheons
PHINEAS: W-where am I?
FERB: It's some kind of invention made by Dead Atlantis. They claim to be more powerful than Heinz Doofenshmirtz.
VANESSA: I can't believe it, they cut our lives in Asia for this? Even Heinz Doofenshmirtz wouldn't do such a thing!
PHINEAS: We're in the wheel of epheons.
CANDACE: Phineas, you're so busted! Wait a minute, I can't call mom!
PHINEAS: At least we still have Perry.
(Perry does an Agent P pose and realized he doesn't have a fedora, and switches back to Perry again)
PHINEAS: And Isabella.
ISABELLA: It's you and me, forever!
(Phineas continues in love)
and at another chamber
MILO: (sheds tear) I've been keeping this photo for years. All my friends are gone. (sobs more)
Out of the wheel of epheons, Bangla RandomMe is remembering the time he spent with Bangla Phineas, Takiona and Rupavahini when they were all humans.
Takiona fled to Singapore for safety.
And RandomMe? He's planning a new action plan to save the people held captive from the wheel of epheons, including his human self.
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Post by RandomMe98 on Oct 3, 2021 0:04:11 GMT
TAKIONA: My plot has started:
Plot to prevent the spread of the wheel of epheons in the Asia-Pacific region
1: Head over to a country that has a weird government
2: See if the people there accept streaming
3: Discourage building a wheel of epheons in the country
(after hours of searching, Takiona found a result)
TAKIONA: TN8. Perfect. Commence teleporting.
(Atlantis)
GEORGE BEARD: Once again, we have to stop let Dead Atlantis wreak havoc. The surface world is headed towards an unsafe society.
KING GREG: Precisely.
RANDOMME: Allow me to bring an old friend of mine.
DARWIN: Hi!
RANDOMME: This is Darwin. Star of the hit series Darwin the Merman. Go on, say your catchphrase.
DARWIN: Jlammy!
RANDOMME: Argh! That was Milo of the Deep's catchphrase!
DARWIN: Sorry, haven't been in the spotlight for ages.
RANDOMME: You're headed to my room when I'll start the new quest.
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Post by RandomMe98 on Oct 9, 2021 23:46:20 GMT
RANDOMME: It's been seventeen months now...
The power of the wheel of epheons continues unstoppable...
Shaffard's takeover continues more inevitable than ever...
BLOO: Monday?
RANDOMME: Monday night seems good.
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Post by RandomMe98 on Oct 23, 2021 23:47:04 GMT
40 YEARS AGO:
40 YEARS LATER:
Smithy's Kaff has since become an internet café. Little did they know that it holds a secret: it's the receptacle linking towards Gremlin Graphics. Will we see the answer to all the ruckus that started last year led by Kraventhorn?
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Post by RandomMe98 on Oct 31, 2021 0:48:01 GMT
YOU HAVE BEEN INVITED TO
DARWIN THE MERMAN'S BIRTHDAY PARTY
OCTOBER 31~NOVEMBER 1, 2021
RECEPTACLES OF THE TZARIE FOR SALE TOO
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Post by RandomMe98 on Nov 8, 2021 22:56:13 GMT
NOVEMBER 1
DARWIN: I don't feel so good
RANDOMME: What happened?
DARWIN: You gave me something awful.
RANDOMME: I didn't.
DARWIN: Can you take me to the bathroom?
RANDOMME: Now I get it, it's that weird root beer float that had those weird flavors. That blue one. I sense that you feel like puking.
(Darwin starts vomiting at the toilet)
RANDOMME: Just as I expected, it was that weird blue flavor.
DARWIN: More than that, it's because my kingdom doesn't consume sodas, let alone mixed with ice cream, I think that's an unbalanced dietT
NOVEMBER 3
(RandomMe is at the wheel of epheons)
RANDOMME: Suddenly I am alive again?
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Post by RandomMe98 on Nov 10, 2021 0:10:44 GMT
ATLANTICA KING TRITON: Ariel! ARIEL: What's wrong? KING TRITON: I have received news from the surface world. ARIEL: (speechless) KING TRITON: You see, that surface world you used to love and I thought was cruel is still cruel. ARIEL: How did you know that? KING TRITON: There has been a battle going on between us immortal merpeople and those mortal humans. For all that I know the evildoers are Dead Atlantis and Kraventhorn. ARIEL: (facepalms) It used to be my dream world until I realized that I had to save Eric on time, and here he is, merman for life, married to him for all eternity, whereas the human world, that makes such beauties us merpeople grab, has gone cruel. KING TRITON: Besides, I have received information gathered from kings of other kingdoms, that the merpeople are going to save humanity from the so-called "wheel of epheons". (inside Flounder the Merboy's room, he was playing videogames with Urchin and his younger brother) KING TRITON: Is that a human game? FLOUNDER: You mean Sonic? Of course it is.  KING TRITON: Oh. Thought you were playing something made by Kraventhorn. Or Dead Atlantis? FLOUNDER: None of those made that game, Kraventhorn wasn't even thought of many years ago. |
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Post by RandomMe98 on Nov 11, 2021 15:52:35 GMT
(phone call between King Triton from Atlantis and King Triton from Atlantica)
TRITON OF ATLANTIS: Then it is decided. When will it be?
TRITON OF ATLANTICA: I am going to join them on Monday night.
(meanwhile near Freshwater where RandomMe is)
RANDOMME: Let's set it for Monday.
BLOO: Why Monday?
RANDOMME: We want to keep everything manageable.
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Post by RandomMe98 on Nov 14, 2021 18:39:32 GMT
(RandomMe receives a call)
OPERATOR: Your call is being CONNECTED by Mercom. Reach out and touch the merworld.
JIMMY: Man, why is life sucking? Why is life crap, dude? Why are we alive in this drivel? That consumist lifestyle, that lifestile driven by money, people only want anything physical, people only want to know about money. Nobody matters about anything other than that, man. People only interest for the others because of what they have, not because of what they are, y'know? Nobody wants to know about you, they only bother if you have something, if you are rich or if you have a property or if your family has something, then you're poor and nobody wants to know about anything. Seriously, I am tired of this drivel. I am tired of it, sincerely. I am tired of this life where people want to know each other's interests. People only want to know about, I don't know, status, physical items, money, I'm sick and tired of that. I don't know why am I still here, man, sincerely. I don't know what I am still doing here. From people who gave me advice and those who didn't, who ignored it, and made it like the Thanos snap. That's it, life sucks big time.
I had so many things to do, but I think I won't do none of what I wanted to achieve.
Thank you.
RANDOMME: Is that Jimmy Two-Shoes? Wasn't he supposed to be perversely annoying?
BLOO: Yeah, it was someone in Florida who looked just like him. Then some Canadians made a show out of him without his consent.
RANDOMME: I think Jimmy is saying that the surface world is in pain.
BLOO: Did he move to the merworld?
RANDOMME: I don't know.
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Post by RandomMe98 on Nov 17, 2021 15:45:56 GMT
"Attention, demonetized
Since for the millionth time we saw apparently positive activity from Gremlin Graphics and that your human self is still awaken, I'm announcing a general gathering for tonight, be there because we will decide how to act amidst such situation...
Best regards,
Rooty
PS: Daddy told me that the human population in the surface world is of 4.2 million. Nobody knows how the situation is like in Lexington where he used to live. I think that even bears are the next target."
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Post by RandomMe98 on Nov 17, 2021 15:50:46 GMT
How the gathering was set:
KING GREG: Alright, Phineas and me have already hosted a few gatherings before, and now I think it's going to be Rooty's turn. Who are you siding with?
ROOTY: Bloo and Kahoot.
KING GREG: King Rooty will commence and terminate the gathering under his orders. With that we will decide the fate of the surface world. There will be no "kick Kraventhorn" party.
ROOTY: Accepted. Who needs to celebrate it prematurely?
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