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Post by RandomMe98 on Jan 22, 2020 1:05:09 GMT
The results are in.
3rd place: RandomMe 2nd place: Merman eating a burger 1st place: AJ
Turns out that me trying to get the orange crystal was enough for Rooty to believe that I was in third place. They were all laughing at me. Oh well, time to find the yellow crystal. I was suddenly teleported again. I stopped. Ralph Wiggum was there. Alone. But I wasn't headed for Springfield. I was headed for Danville. When it continued, I started travelling at the speed of inconvenience to the world of Phineas and Ferb.
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Post by RandomMe98 on Feb 9, 2020 11:09:01 GMT
Exterior: Phineas and Ferb's house. Nothing happens.
All of a sudden, RandomMe appears from nowhere. With just three crystals gathered, he had to talk to them.
RANDOMME: Phineas, Phineas! You're alive! PHINEAS: I'm just out of ideas today. RANDOMME: You've got to understand me! I was hit by the monetization squad, I'm now a merman and I need your help. PHINEAS: That's it! Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today! But first, you need to tell me what to do. RANDOMME: There's a crystal, a yellow crystal. So far I gathered three of the eight, but I believe that demonetization might affect my journey before it ends. (pause) And Perry?
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Post by RandomMe98 on Feb 27, 2020 22:34:20 GMT
It's been one month since RandomMe has set plans for a mission to defeat Kraventhorn and find the next crystal. However, as it turns out, everything fell to normality.
Meanwhile, in Dhaka, the Bangladeshi RandomMe is with the Bangladeshi Phineas. Everything was alright. Until, all of a sudden, Hungama returned to their TV set.
The TV set received a message:
MASTERWORK 443
BEWARE THE END IS AT HAND
Phineas has witnessed worse things in life. Now Hungama has returned. Terrible flashbacks of life before 2013, with the rise of Doraemon, emerged. Memories of his career at Rising Stars have flowed in. His article against Hindi Doraemon was already making its flaws. It's time to fight the evil forces.
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Post by RandomMe98 on Mar 3, 2020 23:28:27 GMT
Suddenly, there are now two timelines. The quest and the home in Atlantis. RandomMe is still forbidden to travel between the two. Maybe there's interdimensional precaution, maybe not.
-TIMELINE 1- Northeast India
A Kraventhornian spy examines the house of a certain Subhraneel Choudhary. His YouTube channel attracts dozens of thousands of viewers. He has not been arrested by the armies of Kraventhorn for talking about the real truth behind the functioning of Disney Channel India.
The year is 2020. The Indian society is being manipulated by Doraemon and his monopolization of Disney. His arch-nemesis is a fat man called Motu, who wants to eat the characters of Simple Samosa. Oggy tries to keep his own sphere of influence, but is just a mere puppet of Chhota Bheem.
Dhaka, 2011. Phineas re-encounters his step-brother Ferb, after returning from the UK. Phineas is really great at English and Bengali, but it's his mom who suffers from having her mother tongue alienated by saas-bahus from Mumbai and Kolkata. Candace has started looking at Bollywood idols instead of Bengali ones because the local films she watched were deplorable. With Phineas and Ferb reunited in Dhaka, the two are becoming more aware that Bengali is becoming less dominant.
At this time, most kids his age are being infected by the Doraemon virus. Phineas is surprised to see that his school friends are infected, to the extent that they think they're in Kolkata and not Dhaka. Phineas joins the Rising Stars team and writes an article about Doraemon: "The Blue Headed Devil".
"Doraemon is originally Japanese. Yes, we've all seen anime dubbed in English, but it surely crosses the limit when it's telecasted in Hindi. Disney Channel happens to show Doraemon dubbed in Hindi 24x7 and everywhere you go, kids between the ages of four to eleven or twelve, happen to be watching each and every episode."
"Back in the good old days, I'd known people who would convince their parents to let them watch cartoons by saying it would help them with English at school. How's Doraemon supposed to help? Do we have Hindi classes these days? Please let us not live to see such things. I have seen children speak Hindi, better than Bangla, thanks to the blue-headed freak. Parents ask them questions, and get replies in Hindi. They find it easier to express themselves in ways Doraemon taught them rather than their mother tongue. Someone help these kids."
At the same time, Phineas travels to Portugal and talks to Bloo, who only spoke English and he said he learned it all from Cartoon Network. For Phineas, it was just STAR World, CN and Disney Channel - until the Hindi invasion of Bangladesh started. Forty years after gaining independence from Pakistan, another country invades its soil, but only on TV. Little did he know that they have captured the Spanish Doraemon and it was just a couple of years left before CN Africa was defeated.
The reason why RandomMe is with Phineas in this timeline is because he wants to continue the quest.
-TIMELINE 2- This was where the quest started. Currently the tenants are @animegamer, a clone of Bloo and a puppet of Darwin the Bangla Jalpore. The TV is tuned to some kind of NTV. Suddenly the signals switch to the surveillance camera of RandomMe in timeline 1.
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Post by RandomMe98 on Mar 6, 2020 21:18:36 GMT
-TIMELINE 1- Suddenly, out of nowhere, Agent P appears with a plane.
ME: Agent P? What are you doing? AGENT P: This is a catastrophe of the highest order. Please jump. ME: Agent P? You talk? AGENT P: Jump!
Nobody knows about the enigma that is Perry, who was only supposed to chatter, talk in the first place. Apparently the course was set for India, where one of the cells were located. Phineas and Ferb came. So came Isabella. And Buford. And Baljeet. And oddly enough two of the ones that were in the Kahoot, AJ from The Fairly OddParents and Milo the merman. Technically a far better choice than the one guy who says "am I a joke to you", anyway.
In Bangladesh, Bangla RandomMe and Bangla Phineas are receiving a notification from RandomMe the merman saying that the quest has started.
-TIMELINE 2- @animegamer receives news of the quest. Bloo is browsing a website that apparently contains documents of the evil corporation.
Inside there were images of the building that supposedly housed Kraventhorn, with a gigantic, monochrome Mediacorp logo made of steel.
A mysterious text appears on the pages: "Theories of the proof of Kraventhorn are often viewed with exaggerated skepticism and sometimes ridiculed and even discredited, since they are rarely supported by any conclusive evidence, in contrast to institutional analysis, which focuses on the collective behavior of the mediacorp in corporations known to the public, as described in academic materials and mainstream media reports, in order to explain their functioning from a dominant point of view (workers, henchmen, founder's point of view), rather than other groups of people. For this reason, the term "proof of Kraventhorn" is often used disparagingly, in an attempt to discredit and characterize a given mediacorp as bizarre, out-of-control and false, whose supporter is ridiculed and considered a jillionaire. Such characterization is often the subject of dispute, as they are often unfair and inaccurate."
Below the text was another image of the massive headquarters, saying this underneath: "Hunt for all member of Kraventorn, distuction [sic] of the hideouts closer to the indicated locations, creation of XCORP 2, agent Valdonésio eliminated with success, elimination of former non-Kraventhornians use them as the keys of the wheel of epheons [sic]. establish possible entrance of new members after the awaited day, cediamorp will receive the crystal of the receptacle at the right time, hardrons [sic] working with 100% capability on all catalyzers since the 23rd of this month"
The article didn't even show what month it was.
"seal freeing from the receptacle (tyntalsya), when the power is estimated to be at the limit, opening of the wheel of epheons, last sacrifice."
By then, Bloo had realized something.
He was now aware that this was all a secret plan to increase the amount of people dependent on all activities made by Kraventhorn. Nobody at Shaffard was there to see it.
The Shaffard cell of the underwater base of Atlantis was empty. The few people there didn't know what was it talking about.
Suddenly, Stewie appears. He had already finished reading the article about Kraventhorn. After walking to the seemingly empty room where Shaffard's members were supposed to be, he begins writing a message to everybody else. Once the copies were sent, the message read out as this:
"The receptacle is incorrect. There is no such thing as Tyntalsya unless someone gives proof of it." Stewie handed out at least twenty copies, even to the ones that weren't aware of the situation.
Now RandomMe and "friends" (if you dare say anything) are heading towards what looks like one of Kraventhorn's cells. All that sacrifice for nothing? All that we know is that it took them eighteen hours to get there. Imagine the countless stops Perry had to do.
Who was the mysterious company that threatened to attack Kraventhorn? Are the two timelines getting connected? Stay tuned.
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Post by RandomMe98 on Mar 15, 2020 23:38:42 GMT
going a little off topic
secretly, in timeline 1
RandomMe pre-monetization: I can't handle it anymore! Someone cancel Teen Titans GO! for good! RandomMe from The Monetization: Hello. I came here to tell you that I am coming from an alternate dimension where Vishnu Athreya never worked for Cartoon Network. Instead of Teen Titans GO!, Cartoon Network adopted a variety policy that lasted for six weeks. Now it's Gumball that gets a lot of spamming.
Christmas 2017 was the pinnacle.
Teen Titans GO! and its crossovers felt like The Simpsons Guy. You were able to imagine what the scene might have looked liked if the TT GO! characters entered Quahog.
It's relatively easy to find paralels between TT GO! and Family Guy. One is a show that is a reboot that became more popular than the classic series and the other is a series that is still inexplicably popular, but is getting worse over time. One still scores well, the other not so much.
That Christmas, Teen Titans GO! aired more than any other show. It was like a parody schedule gone true. But now people say the show went past its prime. The Kids Next Door were dissolved, I still haven't found the receptacle and Cartoon Network isn't worth it anymore.
I hope you understood what I said.
In fact, I came from the age of the coronavirus and I hope that Cartoon Network is increasing reruns of that for such a purpose. It's a pattern.
Pre-monetization RM: Well yes, yes it is.
meanwhile in timeline 2
Stewie: I have picked up an interdimensional message from RandomMe.
(the above plays)
Nothing special.
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Post by RandomMe98 on Apr 30, 2020 22:57:17 GMT
The search for the crystals started to intensify. All of a sudden, RandomMe receives an important message.
"The search for the crystals is over now. Here. Have the yellow, green, aqua, blue and purple crystals. This will give you ultimate power to confront Kraventhorn. Dreams can be more than just simple illusions."
RandomMe: So, where are we? (a wild JedSwag appeared) JedSwag: Is that you? RandomMe: Yeah, I'm actually a merman. JedSwag: A merman? (Hindi saas-bahu scene directed by Ekta Kapoor) RandomMe: I used to search for crystals, but now we ran out of time. All that I know is that we have to search for a receptacle. Tyntalsya.
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Post by RandomMe98 on Apr 30, 2020 22:57:39 GMT
Meanwhile, at the headquarters of Kraventhorn, a building in the middle of some desert landscape with a huge Mediacorp logo made of molten steel:
UNNAMED HENCHMAN: Let's see how long they will stand making channels and more channels! Conventional television will be extinct! HAHAHAHAHA
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Post by RandomMe98 on May 9, 2020 17:54:10 GMT
We finally arrived the Kraventhorn cell in India. And it seems that almost everyone that took part in the Kahoot was there.
HUMAN MILO: Are you RandomMe from that quest? ME: Yes. HUMAN MILO: Turns out that we were all chosen to take part in the Kahoot so that we were able to try and defeat the evil Kraventhorn. But we're not alone, I know of other cells. ME: Is that talking float yours? KAHOOT: Indeed. ME: How do you know me? KAHOOT: My handle is an ear. ME: Do you know anything about this Kraventhorn? KAHOOT: All I know is that they're some evil corporation. Looks like we'll have to get the permission. If they allow us, of course. Wait, is that Phineas? Just like in the cartoon! ME: Indeed. Actually Agent P took us here.
meanwhile in another dimension
UNNAMED CHARACTER 1: I can't believe it. I have been receiving news from other dimensions saying that kids age quite a lot. I believe that they believe in the so-called Peter Pan principle. UNNAMED CHARACTER 2: Technically this idea predates Peter Pan by two centuries. Someone - or something - was enticed by a young merman somewhere in Europe who was alive for centuries.
back to the main dimension, but in Bangladesh
BANGLA RANDOMME: This cannot be. Studies have shown that the average Bangladeshi is stuck with the basic theories about Hungama that the Bangla Phineas has suggested like half a dozen years ago.
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Post by RandomMe98 on May 9, 2020 17:54:26 GMT
In the Philippines, crowds of XCORP henchmen shut down ABS-CBN. Reports say this is compared to the successful "elimination" of Agent Valdonésio in 2011.
Sketchy reports say that Kraventhorn is setting a counter-attack, however Dead Atlantis is still crazy about hunting its members and use them as the keys of the Wheel of Epheons.
The Kraventhorn India showdown is about to start. Nobody knows when it will end. Nobody knows if RandomMe and friends are the next victims of Dead Atlantis.
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Post by RandomMe98 on May 13, 2020 11:43:41 GMT
Time by Raymond Weil. 10am. Good morning. We have a bit of breaking news, RandomMe will have all his land benefits eliminated within the next seven days. Unless the issue is resolved with the copyright holders of the 1991 video game Mega Infiltrator 3, he will be stripped from having his basic rights as a YouTuber. RANDOMME: Pathetic. First I become a merman for no reason, now they give my land self seven days to live. Internet speaking, that is. Whoa, a message from YouTube? What does it say? "Dear RandomMe. We are in serious trouble over your YouTube channel. Apparently you are still on a human quest to fight Dead Atlantis, but you need to solve a dispute first with the owners before settling on a definitive argument. Your YouTube channel will be terminated on the early hours of the 20th of May unless proven contrary. You need to start a quest where you will go to the official headquarters of Gremlin Graphics, in London, in the given amount of time. If your appeals are approved, then you are likely to continue. Kind regards, the YouTube team." Now I need to teleport myself to the headquarters of Gremlin Graphics. I didn't know they still existed. [merman RandomMe teleports to a building where a small software house, Gremlin Graphics, is located] Now this looks a little devastating. Gremlin Graphics. How can a huge company be headquartered out of a small apartment? Kinda makes sense to the company's name. Gremlin Graphics.
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Post by RandomMe98 on May 18, 2020 23:00:27 GMT
The wait was finally over. The door that led to Gremlin Graphics was finally open. The room was too old, the only noises heard were of static and despair. One man was behind everything. The tiny headquarters of a huge company were hiding a secret. The secret of monetizing everybody in the entire world who has a gameplay of Mega Infiltrator 3. The game is the key to one of their secret machines, the Wheel of Epheons. There are two doors. One leads to the developer, who seems to lack basic skills. The other possibly leads to a secret laboratory. Upon opening the left door, RandomMe stumbles upon the lonely man behind Gremlin. RANDOMME: Who-who are you? KENVINS: My name is Kenvins. I am the owner, programmer, everything at Gremlin Graphics. (Kenvins brings to me a slideshow telling his story) It started back in 2005 when I realized that the Companies House had listed Gremlin Graphics as a dormant name. I bought it at the expense of giving it to Shaffard. Shaffard then gave me their most prized possession: the Wheel of Epheons, providing complete and total control over the internet - speficically the rights to Mega Infiltrator 3. To this date, Gremlin Graphics has developed the Mega Infiltrator series and to date Mega Infiltrator 4 will likely be one of the first video games ever to rely on events that are happening right now, like you and your monetization. RANDOMME: You and whose army? KENVINS: The army of my henchmen. They are trapped without basic access to the outside world and they are being used as the key to the Wheel of Epheons. Soon you'll be one of them. RANDOMME: Never! KENVINS: Great. Now play Mega Infiltrator 3 with me and then I can sign a deal. RANDOMME: For what? KENVINS: Soon you'll see.
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Post by RandomMe98 on May 19, 2020 23:31:41 GMT
RANDOMME: Ah yes, the mighty SEGA Mega Drive featuring the mighty Mega Infiltrator 3. KENVINS: If you play the game, you will be rewarded. Rewarded with a trip to the Wheel of Epheons. (glares at the wheel) RANDOMME: My human self. My human self, the one that played it for a YouTube video, is one of the keys. KENVINS: I have an empty slot for you. It's in the center. RANDOMME: Mock my words.
(RandomMe puts the cartridge)
RandomMe's gameplay skills were ace, but by the time he had finished, Kenvins was closer to achieve another illicit act.
KENVINS: Congratulations for playing. Did you know that I put a copyright strike over the entire game to develop Mega Infiltrator 4: The Wheel of Epheons? RANDOMME: Mock my words! KENVINS: Sign this contract. If not, you will be a part of the Wheel of Epheons. RANDOMME: The what?
Suddenly RandomMe comes with a secret plan. He was unaware of a clone machine - something that was never used before in the wheel of epheons. The perfect clone appears on the other side, forcing the real RandomMe to send it to Kenvins. With the success of the operation, the real RandomMe goes back to the undersea base, with a camera connecting it to Gremlin's Wheel of Epheons.
Back at the underwater base: RANDOMME: Phew! That was a close call! BLOO: Excuse me, I haven't seen you in months. RANDOMME (almost chokes Bloo): Bloo! You're still alive! BLOO: Listen. I know that you're a victim of all this monetization, but I have something to tell you. Back in 2007 when I was at Foster's, I made millions. Then all those companies took down my video without warning me. Turns out I was a victim of that, just like you. Still nice to see us too reacquainted. RANDOMME: What about Mac? BLOO: When Mac moved places I stayed with Louise and Cheese. But then again there was a huge scandal involving her and Cheese had to leave the building. Madame Foster was having massive health problems and all the imaginary friends had to move to new places. Foster's Home was entering a crisis. I left there in 2011 looking for others my species, the ones they made for the Ice Charades, until that summer, I realized that someone in this base had connections to me. When I received the news that Foster's Home shut down, I was broken on the inside. Madame Foster was still alive. Weeks after it closed it was just Frankie and Mr. Herriman trying to keep the place afloat. But nobody was interested. And here I am, with a few other of my kind, living in an underwater base, living with mermen too. Turns out I'm not an imaginary friend in the conventional sense.
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Post by RandomMe98 on May 31, 2020 10:53:12 GMT
News from the surface world emerge. It appears that the results of the entire process have become unconclusive, even with RandomMe creating a clone of himself at Gremlin's cloning machine. The clone was still in the wheel of epheons. It was now full, so were the ambitions of its owner, Kenvins. KENVINS: At last, I will rule the world with the wheel of epheons! Looking desolate, RandomMe (the real one) is starting to become aware of the problems created by the clone. Now everyone in the base and across the seas is considering RandomMe as their public enemy number one. It's news time again NEWSREADER: Good evening. We start with new developments on the ongoing RandomMe scandal. It is believed that RandomMe has been indicted to the Wheel of Epheons because of a recent trip he made to Gremlin Graphics, a cell of the Shaffard corporation. Shaffard is known for its relations to Dead Atlantis, Kraventhorn and other similar organizations. Suddenly, RandomMe receives a message from King Greg. "Dear RandomMe, if you are reading this letter, please tell everyone that I'm aware of the clone. I am living in exile because the hunt for the new Accursed One has no conclusion. Signed, King Greg" Suddenly, a bunch of people enter his room. The king of Atlantica (as he is widely known to avoid confusion with Triton of Atlantis) appears with his strict tones warning RandomMe about the scandal. KING TRITON (ATLANTICA): Stay in your room. You are responsible for the chaotic wheel of epheons. I've seen the news. RANDOMME: But I cloned myself! KING TRITON (ATLANTICA): No cloning! RANDOMME: I told you so, even Greg knows about the whole cloning ordeal! KING TRITON (ATLANTICA): Very well then. You will still have to stay in your room with Bloo. (King Triton of Atlantica throws Bloo to RandomMe)
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Post by RandomMe98 on Jun 3, 2020 10:22:03 GMT
Life for RandomMe was a matter of adapting back to the past, as forced by a king from another kingdom who looked like Mr. Herriman to him. Suddenly, all TV channels were broadcasting a disconcerting message.
"You have been watching a TV channel that has been temporarily taken down by Kraventhorn Singapore. Our channel should have never entered there, out channel should have never left there. It appears that Kraventhorn is the "New Network". We did not carry renegotiations in time. We promise we will return to the airwaves."
Roughly ten minutes later, all channels returned. BSA officials said "We apologize for the interruption. Kraventhorn Singapore has threatened us without a chance to continue our broadcasts without their behest. This BSA relayer was hacked by the competing authorities. All four channels available from this relayer have been reactivated."
In Singapore, a new villain emerges from the ashes of his former company, Disney. He apparently has been creating a modified version of the wheel of epheons for television channels in order to slave them for the arrival of Disney+. A long time ago, in the age of quality, Disney Channel colonized the world as a premium television service. Time passed and the premium value began to wear off. Disney XD lost its identity and started to face an existential crisis.
Many television channels in developed markets were used as the keys of the wheel of epheons. As soon as news of it appeared on BSA Television, he recognized a number of patterns: the name of the evil corporation he was leading (Kraventhorn); the weapon (wheel of epheons) and the desire for destruction. Away from the secret bases controlled by Iger as part of Kraventhorn Singapore, he was aware of the secret African Mediacorp base.
Iger had just left Disney in favor of Bob Chapek. To continue his tasks at Disney, he successfully cloned the wheel of epheons to Chapek. Unbeknownst to many, Iger helped turn a benign company into an evil one. Iger, now age 69, is controlling Kraventhorn Singapore, believing that the country would be a stable base for the evil corporation to commit its illicit acts to Asia.
After trying to defeat Kraventhorn India without success, it's time to defeat Kraventhorn Singapore, and it's time to call out on the Kraventhorn India crossover. But what about the restrictions imposed on RandomMe? How is he able to circumvent the leaked information?
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