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Post by RandomMe98 on Feb 21, 2020 14:08:48 GMT
Tired of TV channels that shove crap to your own head? Try the new and improved BBS! Mostly schedules, for now. Initially I'll post schedules on a daily basis. Influences: mainly TVGoHome
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Post by RandomMe98 on Feb 21, 2020 14:27:11 GMT
FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 21, 2020 16:00 - Afternoon News Summary 16:05 - Weenies Pre-school show from 2000 showing puppets shaped like sausages playing truant. Today, the Weenies learn about the collor brellow. 16:30 - Re-Enactment of the Birth of the Founder of BBS He turns 22 today, so yeah, follow the rules 17:00 - Zwarte Peter Adaptation of the popular British program Blue Peter targeting kids from the Dutch Caribbean and Suriname. This week's topic is about comparing Bollywood to Nollywood, and how can Suriname compete against these two industries alone. 17:20 - Thakurmar Jhuli Extreme Indian animated series where the heroes and villains of Bengali literature are adapted for the 21st century. This week: Honest and Accurate Summary of Shakchunnir Golpo, where Shakchunni threatens to murder a couple, Indian soap opera style. 17:40 - Datarun The most Scottish woman in the world delivers highlights of the worst software of 2020. 18:05 - Tour de Rockson All the action and excitement from Ghana's largest and most-popular cycling tour. Round 1 of 7. 18:30 - Clip Clap 19:00 - News Read by Blooregard Q. Kazoo. 19:30 - Game Trash This week we take a look at games based on erstwhile pre-school properties from the year 2000. These include video games based on the Brazilian spin-off of Dora the Explorer, Dora Perewreca, and the Weenies video game where they have to capture a boat from an evil corporation. 20:00 - Doçtorè Whu Another episode of the reboot of the incomprehensible Brazilian adaptation of Doctor Who. In this episode, Consuela and the Doçtorè assassinate a counterfeit Daleko, only to understand that in reality, it was a prop of the Brazilian film Senta no Meu Que eu Entro na Tua. Due to the nature of this episode, some scenes might not be suitable for viewers under the age of 81. 20:30 - Confined Social experiment where ten people have to be trapped inside a room where they only have to think of the trends of 2020. 21:00 - Aqua In tonight's edition, we talk about how PSY ruined Korean entertainment for us and how the world needs to counter BTS. 22:22 - Download Session Tonight: two episodes, out of order, of the uncut version of Gantz. 23:10 - News Summary 23:15 - Close
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Post by RandomMe98 on Jan 14, 2021 13:52:20 GMT
Due to the Second Coming of Kraventhorn, all television services provided by the BBS have been scaled down. Our services will no longer run from 12:00 to about 22:50 until further notice. Therefore, here is the revised schedule for Friday, the first day of the SCK. 18:45 - Schedule summary 18:46 - Garage Hill You haven't watched it for years so you don't recognize any of the nicknames and by now they're probably all shagging, consuming drugs, calling the BBS admin a "keeper of the Tzarie" and buying maconha from Dora Guaianazes. 19:00 - News at 7 Further evidence of the coming arrival of the Hardrons and a recap of the two other main stories. 19:07 - Doçtorè Whu Consuela and the Doçtorè investigate tapes that suspectedly belong to internet scholar Valdonésio Campestre. Rerun of the episode shown on January 6, marking the tenth anniversary of his death. 19:35 - program provided by Shaffard Teological Gap 19:40 - POLITICAL SATIRE ISN'T AS GOOD AS IT WAS 20+ YEARS AGO Program title in all-caps. In this edition we examine Brass Eye and the start of the turn-of-the-millennium reset caused by the controversial Paedogeddon one-off comeback episode in 2001 and how the 24-hour news cycle of this day and age has been used by politicians to squeeze out the same topics over and over again until they will learn something. 20:07 - news, weather, summary 20:10 (approx.) - depressingly slow playout of the national anthem of Israel 20:12 - closedown
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Post by RandomMe98 on Jan 16, 2021 23:21:14 GMT
Delayed, already closed down, Saturday's schedule: 18:45 - Schedule summary 18:46 - H2Owner's Lottery For further details ring 0272 272 272. 18:50 - Sixty-Legged Bloos Footage gathered by Bloo in June 2013 upon his visits to Thailand. 19:00 - News at 7 19:05 - POLITICAL SATIRE ISN'T AS GOOD AS IT WAS 20+ YEARS AGO In today's program, we take another look back at British satire, starting with Yes, Prime Minister, and how a series like that is impossible to do in this day and age. 19:30 - So Who Wanted to Be a Millionaire: Celebrity Edition 2007 Another chance to watch the celebrity game show with a twist - where instead of seeing celebrities give money to charities, they are forced to increase their net worth a little. Tonight's conestants (or rather the contestants from exactly fourteen years ago) are Ant and Dec. 20:10 - news, weather, summary and national anthem of South Sudan 20:12 - closedown
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Post by RandomMe98 on Jan 16, 2021 23:28:18 GMT
Sunday: 18:45 - Schedule summary 18:46 - MERANIMALZ! RAWR!!!1! Painstakingly childish show that came out of the imagination of YTV and/or Teletoon in 2002, starring a merbear, a merlion and a mertiger. Tonight's episode: Frozen Link. When the merlion accidentally puts the merbear's meat using complicated frosting methods, the two start to find ways to solve the situation, leaving the mertiger alone. 19:00 - News at 7 19:05 - Dead Atlantis: We Are the World Recap of the day's stories as told from Dead Atlantis' point of view. 19:10 - Televised Kahoot! For the next hour, BBS viewers are ready to experience a live game of Kahoot!, the Norwegian-frequently-mistaken-to-be-American drug-turned-school quiz that has been all the rage for the past few years. This week we have to investigate what links lie within the Dead Atlantis mainframe. 20:10 - news, weather, summary and national anthem of Kazakhstan at 8x normal speed no pitch increase 20:13 - closedown
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Post by RandomMe98 on Jan 18, 2021 11:08:23 GMT
Monday on BBS: 18:45 - Schedule summary 18:46 - MERANIMALZ! RAWR!!!1! In today's episode, the merbear has the highest amount of comics stacked, and as it turns out, those comics (The Awesome Adventures of Cody Evenstar) were created by George Hutchins (as a merman). 19:00 - News at 7 Further evidence of the coming Shaffard hunt and a recap of the day's news. 19:07 - Moira Stuart's Mauve Envelope Extra Behind the scenes of Moira Stuart's Mauve Envelope, including letters from viewers. 19:20 - Commercial Breakdown Today, we take a look at a commercial break from Singapore's Channel 5 during the 1996 Silver Screen Awards. 19:45 - Through the Web's Toxic Manhole Tonight: CBeebies fans, how to be one, how they eat and how to stop being one. 20:08 - news, weather, summary 20:11 - National anthem of Kazakhstan 20:13 - closedown
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Post by RandomMe98 on Jan 20, 2021 12:14:45 GMT
Yesterday: 18:45 - Schedule summary 18:46 - Isaura, the Slave of the Idolatrous Recipe Remake of the popular 1976 television series A Escrava da Receita Idólatra, made by Cearese Recó owner MBJ. 19:00 - News at 7 19:07 - Terminator: Atrimoden Part 1 of the famous Ghanaian Terminator knockoff made by Rockson Emmanuel. Something happens to some Serwaah and hilarity ensues. 20:00 - Dead Atlantis: We Are The World Recap of the day's top stories under the lens of Dead Atlantis and its hardrons. 20:05 - news, weather, schedule summary 20:08 - National anthem of El Salvador 20:13 - closedown
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Post by RandomMe98 on Jan 20, 2021 12:16:17 GMT
Today: 18:45 - Schedule summary 18:46 - Hyvät Herrat at 2x normal speed no pitch increase Remake of the popular 1976 television series A Escrava da Receita Idólatra, made by Cearese Recó owner MBJ. 19:00 - News at 7 19:07 - Terminator: Atrimoden Continuation of the famed 2010 Ghanaian Terminator film made by Rockson Emmanuel. You'll find more action here. 20:10 - news, weather, schedule summary 20:12 - National anthem of Ghana 20:13 - closedown
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Post by RandomMe98 on Jan 21, 2021 15:54:33 GMT
Thursday, January 21, 2021: 18:45 - Schedule summary 18:46 - The Diary of Special K Animated adaptation of the 1768 best-seller written by Oscar Wilde that somehow predicted his existence by a century and Special K's by two centuries. 19:00 - News at 7 19:07 - POLITICAL SATIRE ISN'T AS GOOD AS IT WAS 20+ YEARS AGO Today we present The Biden Age: will his presidency affect political satire or will people stop caring about it? 19:37 - interlude Another call to the internet in general to help identify the mysterious song, supposedly known as "Like the Wind". 19:40 - Paid Programming Esvaelzinho 20:05 - news, weather, schedule summary 20:10 - National anthem of Israel (footage, except it's Laila Tov Eropa) 20:13 - closedown
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Post by RandomMe98 on Jan 22, 2021 15:20:55 GMT
Friday, January 22, 2021: 18:45 - schedule summary 18:46 - MERANIMALZ! RAWR!!!1! The merbear heads to the nearest A&W to witness bipedal bears suddenly becoming a reality. 19:00 - News at 7 19:07 - Dimension Hoppers This week we travel to a dimension where people believe XCORP never even existed and the monetization ordeal was fixed. 19:30 - Junior Masterchef Lord of the Flies Australia Australia's most-popular television competition, inspired by the British Masterchef Lord of the Flies, recorded on location in Kangaroo Island, South Australia. 20:07 - news, weather, schedule summary 20:11 - National anthem of Kyrgyzstan 20:13 - closedown
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Post by RandomMe98 on Jan 24, 2021 14:18:02 GMT
Yesterday: 18:45 - schedule summary 18:46 - H2Owner's Lottery For further details ring 0272 272 272. 18:50 - Journey to the Center of My Brain's Head Animated series starring a person with mental problems whose brain has a head. This week, Jon faces the problem of suffering from a multiple personality syndrome. 19:00 - News at 7 19:05 - program provided by Shaffard Teologic Gap 19:10 - Doçtorè Whu Consuela and the Doctor continue the investigation for the missing Valdonésio Campestre tapes. 19:40 - POLITICAL SATIRE ISN'T AS GOOD AS IT WAS 20+ YEARS AGO Tonight, does Borat still hold today? We analyze the two Borat films. 20:09 - News, weather, schedule summary 20:12 - National anthem of Kazakhstan (the Borat one) 20:13 - closedown
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Post by RandomMe98 on Jan 24, 2021 14:19:19 GMT
Today: 19:00 - Factagasmic Presidential Election 2021 Coverage of the 2021 Portugese presidential elections that will lead you to total sacrifice in the alter of fact - and to the beat of a thousand pop classicsS! 20:28 - closedown
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Post by RandomMe98 on Jan 25, 2021 15:40:45 GMT
Today: 18:45 - schedule summary 18:46 - Anecdotty Test run of a new gameshow. 19:00 - News at 7 and Factagasmic Presitential Election 2021 highlights 19:37 - Ethiopian Music Galore Nama by Fiker-Addis Nekatibeb played on loop while showing images of Ethiopian-Americans dancing in ludicrious fashions in a goorsha line. 20:00 - The Food Wife Introduction to the upcoming miniseries to be shown on BBS Television that starts in an Ethiopian restaurant. 20:10 - Late news, weather, schedule summary 20:13 - National anthem of Ethiopia 20:14 - closedown
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Post by RandomMe98 on Jan 26, 2021 12:41:51 GMT
Today: 18:45 - schedule summary 18:46 - Uro Kids Animated series starring the characters of the popular Uro Cola commercial. Today the kids are involved in a photo leak scandal and need to report the culprit. 19:00 - News at 7 19:07 - So Who Wanted to be a Millionaire? More intense action in the hardron-pounding game show that swept the world by storm. 19:59 - Dead Atlantis: We Are the World A look at the day's stop stories from the lense of Dead Atlantis. 20:09 - Late news, weather, schedule summary 20:13 - National anthem of Bangladesh 20:14 - closedown
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Post by RandomMe98 on Jan 27, 2021 11:30:27 GMT
Today: 18:45 - schedule summary 18:46 - MERANIMALZ! RAWR!!!1! The merbear pranks the others by playing Princess Cruiser on loop. 19:00 - News at 7 19:07 - The Food Wife Episode 1. Joanna ends up in Los Angeles' Ethiopian neighborhood and eats at an Ethiopian restaurant. She then starts making plans for a blog, The Food Wife. 19:37 - Aqua First episode in almost a year. In this extremely reduced version, Dana International is our host. 20:09 - Late news, weather, schedule summary 20:13 - National anthem of Ethiopia (again) 20:14 - closedown
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